mmvvlove2010-02-08T00:41:03-05:00890895384Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML1000cupcakemonsteryulove2010-02-08T00:21:17-05:009882227263Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML1000Hmlove2010-02-07T23:03:10-05:00145321035133Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML1000zzdugmiscellaneous2010-02-07T22:19:11-05:008697174475Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML100016secondsmiscellaneous2010-02-07T20:56:15-05:0015361021166Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML1000Dylanintimacy2010-02-07T20:24:14-05:0092627985Today, I lost my virginity. I blew out my knee while in the act. FML1000grrrrkids2010-02-07T19:35:35-05:001056465177Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML1000GymnasticsQueenmiscellaneous2010-02-07T19:35:31-05:00934790266Today, I was going out to my car with my sister's birthday present. I slipped on some ice and the present fell to the ground. I spent an hour wrapping it. I could hear the present break. I had gotten her $200 wine glasses. I then had to run to the nearest store and get her a CD instead. FML1000Ishiiwork2010-02-07T13:58:58-05:0095301079177Today, I found out that, if timed just right, the alarm function on my phone can be disabled by a text message. And my dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I am now 20 minutes late for work. FML1000jakelove2010-02-07T13:56:38-05:00109432658140Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML1000mrmrmiscellaneous2010-02-07T13:32:44-05:0011932805149Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML1000Vastumoney2010-02-07T12:42:22-05:00137755940328Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML1000notababymamalove2010-02-07T12:41:27-05:00129411117134Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML1000bystandermiscellaneous2010-02-07T10:37:30-05:00870287541Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML1000Mackdaddymiscellaneous2010-02-07T09:21:16-05:0010310384865Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML1000265readonly12010-02-09T02:34:58-05:00en